slayin them hoes

My anxiety and paranoia have been so fuckingg bad today !! And I was doing so good for a while there :(

smallnico:

look at this fucking cookie. look at it. i bought this fucking cookie at my school’s cafeteria. it is the size of my face. i bought it for 2 dollars. this cookie is supposed to inspire sharing among the students because its so fucking huge but clearly whoever thought of that little idea did not understand teenagers. this cookie is a challenge. nobody shares these cookies. they fucking eat the whole thing by themselves because its there. fucking gigantic cookies. fuck.

pospiscal:

*cracks my knuckles* time to complain

(via buckybuttbarnes)

charlesoberonn:

tardis-mind-palace:

theselener:

friend is mean?

friend makes you feel bad?

friend doesnt act like a friend?

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i’m confused do I kill him or what

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(via rabbitthespine)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via just-a-notherfairytail)

freewilledangels:

wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

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(via thefaultinourchickennuggets)

frecklesrex:

shoutoutyourlungs:

luvr4photography:

heckyeahfargo:

tHIS IS THE FUCKING NEW YORK TIMES ARE YOU KIDDING ME

oh so thats what it looked like on paper

"Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles add up to 400 pounds of dude”

It’s about the hair