Anonymous asked: could you please find some nymphety stuff on the missguided untied states/canada site?

angeldelrio:

nymphetfashion:

Sure! <3 

Tops

Mintare Crop Top With Spaghetti Straps In Nude in blueblack

Romina Black Lace Crop Top

Carmelita Crochet Collar Blouse

Fluffy Cropped Jumper In Baby Pink in purplered

Skirts

Rashida Baby Blue Organza Trim Skater Skirt in pink

Petricia Dogtooth A-Line Skirt In Lilac

Marlee Tartan A-Line Skirt In Grey in pink

Sets

Pink gingham skirt set: Top & Skirt

Blue floral skirt set: Top & skirt

Purple floral skirt set: Top & skirt

Pink paisley Shorts Set: Top Shorts

Black Dogtooth Skirt Set: Top & Skirt

Dresses

Calanta Black Daisy Embroidered Oversized Shift Dress in pink

Ginye Floral Cami Dress

Demi Daisy Skater Shirt Dress

Demila Shirt Dress In Monochrome Checked Print

Melany Skater Dress In Daisy Print

Huby Checked Collar Dress

Natalina Checked Belted Skater Dress

Annie Gingham Skater Dress

Rompers

Agynes Polka Dot Cut Out Playsuit

Dishita Sleeveless Ribbed Playsuit

faggoteyanne C:

misterem:

bi-curious-kitten:

misterem:

this-is-natural-and-correct:

No, I will not wait till we get home to punish you. You misbehaved in front of everyone, so you’ll take your spanking the same way.
You’re not fooling anyone. Every man in the club knows what you are, and the girls envy you.
Now. Over my knee.

Now.

Yes, Daddy..

Good girl.
isthesunshiningwhereyouare:

is the sun shining where you are
its-so-savy:

bootylicious-buggy:

otterly-sherlocked:

Don’t even blink blink and you’re dead

THE TAIL WAGGING ONE.

I have just overdosed on “cute.”

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

(via linkinpork)

tastefullyoffensive:

"My friend’s majestic huskies." -Hellbetty42
miketooch:

FUKN OWND
bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
awwww-cute:

Their mother got hit by a car, so a friend adopted these little fox puppies to raise them
indydarlingwoo:

I have returned after a difficult week. This is a photo from February of this year, I hope to take some new ones soon! Did anyone miss me?
bayoread:

thistimewhereareyouhouston:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)

A flying dick a day keeps evil at bay.