My anxiety and paranoia have been so fuckingg bad today !! And I was doing so good for a while there :(
friend is mean?
friend makes you feel bad?
friend doesnt act like a friend?
i’m confused do I kill him or what
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers